Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Becuase... I LOVE MY PARENTS !

brittany, being beloved brittany was driving home today.. when her mother strangely requested she park the car outside of the garage... becuase she wished to use the car in 10 minutes and there is no point. so brittany thinks... a) why? to go where? your a lazy ass... you never go places once your home... and b) bitch... make me park on a freaking huge slope type driveway!

so i proceed to get out of the car... and GUESS WHOS WAITING FOR ME IN THE GARAGE !

HER NAME IS.... GRANNY SMITH!

the worlds greatest ! BRAND NEW HYUNDAI GETZ ! IN LIME GREEN! ALL BRAND SPANKING NEW ! AND SHINY AND IT SMELLS LIKE NEW CAR ITS AMAZING ! AND I LOVE IT ! AND IT HAS ITS OWN BLUETOOTH.. AND YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE THROUGH TEH CAR.. AND USB AND IPOD..... AND LEATHER STEERING WHELL AND SEATS AND AN AWSUM BOOT ! AND THE CHAIRS FOLD DOWN FOR PURPOSE OF ART STUFFS TRANSPORT AND it JUST AWSSSUM! ITS NUMBER PLATE IS DIW517.... =] AND HES ALLL MINE... =]

so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITTANY!

seventeen will be awesome !

and in one month i get to drive around with the supervision of my grandmother...

and in 3 ! ALLLLLL BYYYYY MYSELF ! :O

here he is !

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3 comments:

  1. SabrestarMay 25, 2010 at 4:04 AM

    LUCKY, LUCKY BASTARD!

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  2. E. BrophyMay 27, 2010 at 3:13 AM

    Well, Lauren has just pointed out something rather interesting:

    Fact #1: Your car's name is "Granny Smith".
    Fact #2: The text mentions that "her name is..."
    Fact #3: The text also mentions that "hes all mine", and that "here he is".

    Therefore, I have decided that you have a gender-confused, possibly transvestite car.














    In other words, I'm utterly jealous.

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  3. Lame.AlwaysJune 13, 2010 at 8:05 AM

    hahahaha naww ill call it granny the tranny.

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