:)

by life.
you were cool.
yup... pretty much loved you..

hopefully.. maybe in like 16 weeks time ? ish... i'll get you back.

hi school.... your an asshole. :)

art camp was brilliant.

just brilliant.

i miss art camp. and breakfast.. and cookies.. and maccas... and sumo salad... and red rooster.... and constant eating... and laughing at things with conor and wong... and running around places with elissa and hiding from rain in pee bridge.. and scaring wong... and the fish.. and us drawing... while conor "tells people his ideas" and me and conor and wong drawing in a tv hut for new 3d tv in myers... then wong ditching us to be porductive... and me and conor continuing unproductiveness and getting kicked out by a very gay man.... we are no longer welcome in myers.... and the pee man... THAT WAS TERRIBLE. but still.... amazing.... and the scary silicone people.. and the numrabit. gah... good times...

GOD I MISS IT :(

TWAS. FAB.

:)

Becuase... who needs eyes anyway?

i want to rip my eyes from my head... this way... i wont have to get my prescription changed... and i will no longer be caused head-related discomfort ( headaches ).

woo! for either good vision... or no vision at all!

x

Because... i felt it was important for the world

birthday presents:

an ass shaking black man... who is independent.. can hunt in eddy's back yard and make huts.
he also has to play games....

ipod on a string ?

hehehe

STUDY IS EPIC FAIL!

just chucking that out there...

* graphics is due friday ! ahhhhhhh ! go in on thursday ? and like friday ? :S tooo mnay exams before then !












* = for wongs eyes only ;)

welcome to the world of really sad birthdays...

they asked if i didn't mind not getting a cake. and waiting for my dad to get home... becuase hes more into cake than any of us... -_-


oh well... cake... is cake.. ;)

Becuase... I LOVE MY PARENTS !

brittany, being beloved brittany was driving home today.. when her mother strangely requested she park the car outside of the garage... becuase she wished to use the car in 10 minutes and there is no point. so brittany thinks... a) why? to go where? your a lazy ass... you never go places once your home... and b) bitch... make me park on a freaking huge slope type driveway!

so i proceed to get out of the car... and GUESS WHOS WAITING FOR ME IN THE GARAGE !

HER NAME IS.... GRANNY SMITH!

the worlds greatest ! BRAND NEW HYUNDAI GETZ ! IN LIME GREEN! ALL BRAND SPANKING NEW ! AND SHINY AND IT SMELLS LIKE NEW CAR ITS AMAZING ! AND I LOVE IT ! AND IT HAS ITS OWN BLUETOOTH.. AND YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE THROUGH TEH CAR.. AND USB AND IPOD..... AND LEATHER STEERING WHELL AND SEATS AND AN AWSUM BOOT ! AND THE CHAIRS FOLD DOWN FOR PURPOSE OF ART STUFFS TRANSPORT AND it JUST AWSSSUM! ITS NUMBER PLATE IS DIW517.... =] AND HES ALLL MINE... =]

so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITTANY!

seventeen will be awesome !

and in one month i get to drive around with the supervision of my grandmother...

and in 3 ! ALLLLLL BYYYYY MYSELF ! :O

here he is !

Because Apparently..

apparently is about playing a game.
apparently you think your going to win, but you loose.
apparently what i'm doing right now, really doesn't matter...
i think i shall save it for later.
play the game better.

=D

Becuase... i would like to inform you :)

that.....

as a result of stupidity on the behalf of leavers accomodators, and the curriculum council... the wace exams have been moved an extra week. this means that they now end on friday the 27th.... as does leavers !
and due to the artsters... ie.... conor, liss, me and wongy.... we don't know wether we will have exams then or not, due to the fact that people doing art... get left till last...

therefor i can not book anything, until i know.. and the timetables come out in july.

however there is still plenty of room at busselton beachalnds resort... and we should be fine.. as long as school doesn't fuck us over. but it does that a lot... so who knows.

xx
britt

"would you like some eau?"

Because :)

I WANT TO KICK MYSELF IN THE HEAD !..... if... only....


yup. thats it.

wait..

hard enough to cause concussion.

bahahaha

wong. tripped over. it was the greatest moment. due to his lack of, i am now, mildly co-ordinated. feels good to move up in the world :)

Because.. its kool

B.O.B ft Hayley Williams "airplanes"

set your goals ft hayley williams, "the few that remain"

why does ones life have to be so sucky?

GRAAAAPPPHHHHHIIIICCCSSSSS ISSSS SHHHHHIIITTTT
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT ISSSSSS SHIITTTTTTTTTEEERRRR

because this was my week.

1. work is sucks vill. if ever someone invented something, i would hope it could be a way to make money, whilst sitting on my ass. or doing some other more productive thing, thats actually not a waste of time, except for the fact that you get money. did that make sense? i'm sure it did.

2. never go to Miguel's birthday, having not eaten anything the whole day, and then deciding you really like the punch. however mondays not so Awquard, when i don't see you monday ! yey !

3. i think I'm a nice girl, sometimes, i don't think i deserve to be lied to. why lie to me ? why tell me i get 2 weeks of "holiday" when thats a lie?

4. Wong, brittany, and a term worth of blogging, googling, laughing and nothing. is not good when attempting to "holiday"

5. hanging with mrs Morey makes you wanna cry. Prendiville has an ace art teacher. she is literally amazing. we. missed. out.

6. hanging with ash :) is always fun

7. i have one more week 2 finnish a term and a half worth of work. yey!?!? :S

Because... Wong's Opinion Doesn't Matter.

loldog beats lolcat every time :)

becuase... im a lady

hello :)

my name is brittany, and i'm a whore.
im a nice whore...
" hello brittany"

i am going to not be such a public whore. just not in public.
"yey for brittany"

sorry :) well see how long this lasts.

" its ok, ur trying. good brittany, your such a lady "

* end *

wong says hi. wong = crowd ( he hit himself with a mouse )
HE EDITED HIS HATE LIST TO INCLUDE ME :) YEY :p "humping....."

BECUASE IM OVER JUDGEMENTAL

hey hey :)
i hate alot of things.. today they include.
1. history homework... / assignments/ essays.. becuase its a bitch. no fun. and i dont care about australia in teh depression. WHO DOES !

2. the distraction which is teh world wide web

3. cameras, who decide not to work, when your whole english assignemnts on there

4. your whole english assugnment which takes hours.

5. THE FACT THAT MISS VALENTINE THINKS I SHOULD HAVE 9 PIECES DONE BY WEDNESDAY !

6. the fact thats never going to happen

7. missing fireworks.

8. my life

9. judgemental judgingness... dont you think the whole world would be that little bit less horrific, if people just accepted that stuff which is fun will happen, that had actualy nothing to do with you, and you should probs just be chilled about it ?
AND MAYBE NOT JUDGE THEM UNLESS THEY HAVE VIOLATED SOME FREIND CODE! or some sort of basic human right.

10. oh... and school :)

yey for today! was way not fun !

xx

oh and retreat

i had so much fun :)

it was cool.

all the sleeping and the eating and the rolling on the floor laughing and the bunny hands and the bunny dance, and my puppy, and wongs name in asian backwards and the stupid movie and the falling alseep with emerson and the jesus doll and the piggy backs and " ctach me like we're married" and the hiding from reconsiling, and the warm fuzzies, and the carpet, and the "you look like a fish drowning" and the HAIDS, and the "RAAAWR" and the "clap if your christian" mass, with teh funy uncomfotable seats, and teh crazzy music .... which made me giggle, and the tasteless custard, on plates, with forks, and the scary animal which was in the bushes whilst me and ashlyn were outside. and the cool double bed we slept in which was way comfy, and the being woken up and falling off my bed. and the watching emerson being groced out,and struggling to get out of his seat on the bus fun. and the ipods and the drawing and the funny letter my parents wrote me. and the awquard, funny face to ass games, amd sister kettle with her crazziness. and the stealing of mrs Emanuele's mask, and the reverse fat camp style food, and the attempted basketball, and the marraige proposals and the "swing for fat kids"

AHHHHHH the good times.

i totaly had fun

OH AND IM ALL ZEN, AND I LEARNT SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE.. AND BALH BLAH BLAH.... or not really :)but i learnt reality sucks ? :)

Becuase.. I only almost killed me once.

today, being a wonderful day :)
i passed my drivers second phase test !
yey for brittany!
specialy becuase i thought i was going to fail deffinatly.
I also passed with kind of flying colours :)
i did nothing wrong on both of the activities, cept i didn't look once when i was reversing. but thats ok. :)

oh and i almost ran into a car. except for the fact that i was a speedy bastard and managed to move on around the roundabout before the Meani Mc Mean Pants known as James, failed me. again. :) but teh other driver was confused and "flickered" left not right when he intended on going all teh way around. silly billy. cept then he flickered right. and i was not abouts to have it :) YOU SNOOOZ/ be incompetant with your flickers..... you wait. for brittany to MOVE ALONG first. :)

he was therefor too slow to push teh break and " interviene" as he did last time. and i was so win :)

YEY FOR BRITTANY!

September 18TH - WATCH OUT WORLD BRITTANY'S driving to your local MACDONALDS !

xx

Because... It Was Epic!

i loved soundwave...Paramore and All Time Low XD
my ribs hurt..
i can't breathe...
lots off things hurt :)

YEY!

x

wongy says hi,

BECUASE... its SOUNDWAVE ! no way!

im so excited i almost killed my brother..
yey ! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7J_IWUhls
paramores new video... she looks so girly :P

becuase,,, " im win !"

hey hey :)
TIS ASH AND BRITT HERE !
we are in the middle of history, with conrad, who is... missing annie.. as annie is missing. she literally disapeared off the face of the earth :)

anyhoos :)

the things we learnt today..

brittany, is win at catching.. :)
haywood is not.

its fun to swing people by the little bar on their dress. :)

the sun is enemy number two :)heat... number one :)

Raging is fun :) ........ hehehehe .......

never ever ever let geoff or wong rip off your nails... or joe.. *

we have lost the will to live :) generallly

brittany LEARNT THAT YOU CAN SQUISH ALMOST ANYTHING! WITH ONE EYE CLOSED ! ** figure it out *

when you cant walk. and you dont have a weelchair... use a bobcat and your 40 yr old grandson...

" we dont learn much :) "

and that my tummy is asking for food :) i was to lazy to eat my sam-witch :)

thats our rantings for today :)

love youuuuuuuz

* yews are actually baby sheep * :)

xxxx

ashlyn dodgson pants.. and brittany Mc Garbage :)

Becuase...Kiddies are Awsum

me and wongy are sitting in Graphics. He Says Hello.

My Life Is Average.

Today, there was a small pile of apples in the front of the cafeteria at the catholic elementary school I work at. I was worried they were going to run out before all the children got one, so I put a sign up that said, "Take only one, God is watching." Later, I noticed that at the other end of the lunch table was a pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want, God is busy watching the apples." MLIA

I Giggled. wong almost did... almost.. :)


Today, my friend expressed a wish that she could send texts with her voice talking instead of typed words. We informed her that that is called a phone call. MLIA

wong actually laughed... :)

ASHLYN

we can go to the zoo, and find a cyclat...
maybe even a cyioppo

thats ebcuase i lorve you :)

like a fat kid loves baked goods :)

"RADDDDIIIIUUUUSSSSS"

"IM HALF A CAT! "


(L)

to the kettle wing !!!!!!!!

we may need it one day ;)
ad that day might even be tomorrow !
hehehehe

DANG IT !

Just Brittany; says:
nope... you got everything i did !
plus....
ELISSA !
wongay. says:
well you got elissa too.
SO THAR!
Just Brittany; says:
no i dont
i never hookedup with you !
wongay. says:
ahaha.
dont even try it
Just Brittany; says:
you ate MY SPOON~
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooo
wongay. says:
then you used it again!!!
Just Brittany; says:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wongay. says:
hence getting elissa!
Just Brittany; says:
OH No~
wongay. says:
MUAHAHA
Just Brittany; says:
ON NO~!
wongay. says:
YOU SILLY LESBIAN
Just Brittany; says:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WHORE FAMILY

and now there are two,

as im sure you know.... i am mouthwhore, " hi my names birttany, and im a mouthwhore " BUT now, its wongys turn... "YEY!" becuase although wongy was already my distant cousin in the whore faimly tree, mr camwhore... he gets a new one now ! yes... by accosiation, ( thanks geoffikins :p ) some frozen yogurt and things... wongy is officialy.. a mouthwhore !

wongay.. 50+ emo boys, eddy.... liss, nadia, and ashley torrens....
brittany... 50+ emo boys, eddy, nadia, and ashley....

hmm wongy... it seems you are one up on me...
supose that makes you....... THEMOUTHWHORE :)

yey.

becuase... shes kooler than flying penguins

i love ashlyn :) why you ask.... BECUASE SHES AWSUM!

SHES ALSO, all mine :)

SISTER KETTLE JUMP! " AHHHHHHHHHH "!

THE END :)

rage blog For Ashlyn

me and my dearest best freind, have come to teh reolization that lifes a bit shitty :)

i want it to be the holidays again!

i want school to go away !

i want people to be less hassely !

i wanna hang at ashlyns house for no reason!

i wanna have a holiday party !

i wanna go to the movies !

i wanna wake up and have no where to be unless i wanna!

i want no homework! and i want all A's but easily!

i wanna go out and party ! but lifes a bitch!

the depression, is also annoing... onacounta its just RAGE-ISH

and i really really really want my drivers licence and a tiny shed outside somewhere in teh bahamas where i can live and do shit all!

life plan.... be rich.. move to tiny shed in bahamas.. and have everything... but work for nothing :)

you guys can come visit me and ashlyn ! we might buy you a shed, if your lucky :)

x

Because...

if there is something i have just realised :) it is how much i love everyone :)

you guys are so darn awsome :P

i had so much fun at the ball :)

and thanks you all for being so fun!

and so cute !

and ashlyn for being my bestie :) probs the koolest person out

and annie for being so darn deep :P

and liss for haveing such good salad dressing and understanding the awsumoness that is red hair :P

for geoffrey for being so darn funny :) and getting angry when you touch is ass :)

and conrad for being godzilla

and joe for being the only taned person to irish dance so well

and wonagy for joining the whore club. thats right.... we are one CLUB!

to hastings for being racist to his own kind...

and miguel... for "rage"

and hannah for not caring she got cheese on her bag

and blaise for actualy mkaing boys jelous that they cant dance

and Mcgee for the booty shake

and Eddy cuz hes almost emo :P

and brandon... because of his lack of lactose

and conor, becuase hes my favourite tripsy friend

and emerson, becuase he actually looked a bit like barney from how i met your mother, and hes cute

and tom, becuase he smiled, and i have proof

and tails because he's so cute

and kayla for defending my hair being rolled on, and my sleep :)

and wiggle, for wearing a kilt,

and ben because hes like ninja :)

and everyone :)

yesss i was feeling sentimental :)

xx

Because .. Im a silly brat

i need some advice :)

i.... dont do mnaual labour... never have.... and never will want to!

now.. my mum, being that her and my brother are uniting against me... grrr.. has told me i am to pick a chore and i will HAVE to do it, onacounta shes doing her masters and keegans going to uni. oh... im sorry keegan... that you have done shit all.. and now your doing part time computer science.. wow... how hard for you...

and im sorry mum has to do something when she gets home.. once a week... far out it must be difficult...

-_-

nope.. no one cares about brittany...

:)

anyhoos. i have no experience with chores..

which one is the fastest the quickest the least painful and the EASIEST :)

i honestly have no freaking clue...

bearing in mind dishes is a constant... im thinknig more along teh lines of... once... in a while :)

find me one of thoes chores please :)

xx

britt

love (L)

i love ashlny.. :)

and i love all of you for being so nice and comming to say hey to me today !

your all pretty darn awsum !

thnakyou so much (L) i wove you

and.... sorry the tramp died :)

i kinda loved that thing... what will be lie on now ?

i still love ashlyn :) which was the point of this post :)

bahahah

peace out xx

Because... Secretly .. i miss you guys !

Tonights, my last night in dubai.

im sad to leave my wonderful holiday :( really really really sad.

its been so kool and sooo funny :)

but now its time to go home :( tomorrow i'm flying home :)

and a shit flight its going to be ! =D

god its annoing !

not so long tho :) 12 hours flight. 3 hours layover. -_-

thats only 15 tho :)

but... secretly im excited to come home. mostly for my dog.. :) yey! pebbles !

and you guys too :0

and if the australian customs doesn't hate me :) which is unlikely...

i might be able to come to wongy's for an hour :)

xx

oh and..

HEY BLAISE !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY !

I HOPE YOU HAD AN AWSUM PARTY!

SORRY IM AWAY !

CAPITALS ARE AWSUM!

(L)

XX

17 !

Kiddies, terrorists.

and Ashlyn's blogging ? what happened to " they are so lame.. no... " hahaha i tease ;)

the world is officially upside down and i'm on the other end of it :)

thought i would embark some wisdom for a moment :)

traveler's tip 1. taking pictures at the airport once.. is ok.... taking pictures at dubai airport... in shorts... makes you a terrorist..

peace out x :P

Hey kiddies !

guessssss what!

i was feeling home sick :P and generally, i have a forigen illness kinda sick.... stupid tap water... :)

so i decided to look at all your blogs :) which made me happy :) i love the random rants andpictures :) but wongy didnt have to draw me so evil looking.. although i loved that comic thingy.. i laughed so hard :)

sooo i thort id tell you all how much i missss you :)

but egypt is fucking awsuuum! :) im having tones of fun :)

dubai is kool too :)

they drive fun here too! 3 lanes become 7, and all you have to do is hoot and generally "nudge" the car infront, to make your way :P

dubai is like a giant shop. with fancy buildings, i havn't spent much time there yet, im going back friday :)

cept for the racial tension... "oooo"... "white girl, wearing 3/4 jeans.... oh god.. i can see her ankles.. and lower legs.... lets all have a sad....." -_-

but yes.. very koool :)

hope you guys are having tones of fun too :)

i have some pictures too :)

i was trying to hold the pyramid.. but didn't do so well in this picture :) its a CAMEL! :) WOOO :)
the sfink-kus :) heheh hes very biggme and alfredo.. the pasta camel, mummy and her camelcollums in temples. they are very very very very very big. like 100 james's plus 50 blaises and 30 eddys hyroglifics... they were holding hands... :P me and Rhamsis the second and one of his smaller statuesme mummy and the small pyramidme and a wallpretty lights in the shopping marekt thingy.

toodles kiddies

xx brito